Thankfully, my Sources have fowarded me a copy of the confession before it was removed:
Here's the story :
On a sunday evening(so this one) i decided to go to the org and ask for a personality test (although they know me, but since then i grew a beard, so i thought they might not figure out who i am).
So we enter with a friend, and we ask for the test. The Scientologist glares angrily at my open container of liquor and explains that there is no one tonight, moreover she doesn't want to speak with someone with a liquor bottle in his hand. So i leave the whiskey outside and go back in.
The Scientologist bitch says :" get out and come some other time"
We tried to take some interesting dox(a nice 20sth pages advertising shit), but they wouldn't let us, because it was only for "advanced scientologists"(why is it on the counter, and why is it the 1st thing you see when you enter then???)
To this i answer i'm quite advanced, i know everthing about Xenu and she should suck my e-meter, and my buddy and both I unzip our flies. She screamed!
From there, things went awkward. Two fat men entered and they told us to leave, very unpolitely. I ask one guy what he thinks of David Miscavige(with all the politeness i can manage, being sorry to have entered their building with liquor etc). THe fatter of the two fat scilons tells me it's not my problem. Then i ask where he is on the bridge : same answer.
My buddy slapped the bitch on her buttocks with a rolled up newspaper which was dumb cause she was on the phone with the police.
So we were FORCEFULLY kicked out BUT: just b4 the entrance there was a list of scilons for "le congrès des aptitudes"(so pretty much "congress of abilities"), with 20 or more names on it.
I wanted those names, so i took the clipboard while my friend stole a Dianetics ad on the front door)
Then i tell him : RUUUUUNNNNNNN!!!! so we ran, and the old bastard ran after us, asking me to give him back the list(fuck i wanted those names).
Problem is : one of my leg is fucked so i cannot run for long. My friend was running as well, so i thought the best thing to do was to tear the shit apart and put it in a trashcan, because the guy was still behind me, and i couldn't go further, leg hurting too much.
So the silly scilon went to take back the list in the trashcan, while we were turning or jackets inside out, and changing hats not to be recognized by the the cops.
They didn't. Anyways, the cops, and nobody for that matter likes them here, so i 'm pretty sure they didn't bother(We still made a move to my place when we saw a cop car going in direction of the org, but it was like 20-30 minutes later, so i doubt it was for us).
And that's the end of it. Nothing really interesting, but we really had a good laugh, especially that if they had been polite and nice, none of this would have happened.
BAsically, we just got a flier, and dammit i couldn't get the names on the list. But we'll get them, i won't tell how just in case OSA/local org whatever recognizes our actions.
JUst a fun evening, with some sport involved(running is healthy, scientology is not:P)
Kids, don't do this at home, but i just felt pissing them off. They are stupid cunts.we had fun. Too bad she wasn't willing to get pwned. Not a bad looking Scilon."
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