Monday, October 18, 2010

WHAT DO CYBERBULLIES LOOK LIKE?

ENCYCLOPEDIA DRAMATICA'S ANNUAL "LULZCAST PEDOPHILE CYBERBULLY CONVENTION" PHOTO GALLERY:

If one had to guess, one would probably describe the average cyberbully as a fat, ugly, toad-like creature bent over a dirty keyboard in the corner of a dark basement. That assumption, although an accurate characterization of their inner psychological makeup, couldn't be further from the truth.

One Anonymous cyberbully was kind enough to send me a link to these "highly professional" photos which were shot by a "great photographer." Let's have a look:

1. These two look normal. The only thing unusual about this pair is their age. Most people conceptualize cyberbullies as angsty teenagers, not middle aged swingers:

LULZCAST + ED PARTY by LesEtoilesNoir

LULZCAST + ED PARTY

2. Okay this is more like it. Total pedophile. Ever wonder what kind of person buys a blowup doll, but not as a joke?:


LULZCAST + ED PARTY by LesEtoilesNoir

LULZCAST + ED PARTY

3. Okay I get it. If you're a mediocre "photographer" (there's no such thing anymore), you can become "professional" simply by canting the camera at ridiculous angles. Anyway, these two guys arrived in the windowless child-snatching van:


LULZCAST + ED PARTY by LesEtoilesNoir

4. Pedophiles. The down syndromed douche on the left is fisting the fat one, who is staring at a dog's ass.

LULZCAST + ED PARTY by LesEtoilesNoir


5. This ape is coyly displaying the dead bird on it's hat, hoping that females will recognize him for his great hunting skills and reward him with sex:

photo

6. This creepy fellow spent hours in front of a mirror messing his hair up "just right":

photo

7. "Beep beep, Richie! Want a beer? They all float down here....don't you want to go down and float with alllllll the other little boys and girls?" :

photo


There you have it. ALL the people who attended the "LULZCAST CYBERBULLY PEDOPHILE CONVENTION." It doesn't look like very many people because it wasn't. Most people who use EncyclopediaDramatica.com have electronic bracelets which prevent them from venturing more than 10 feet away from their front doors.



TOM NEWTON





26 comments:

  1. Damn! They are fucking sexy!

    Can you upload some more?

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  2. You would like that, pedophilephile



    Tom Newton

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  3. lol nice voicemail btw

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  4. Holy crap, #'s 2, 7 and 6 = Yes please in my bed right now. Why so mad?

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  5. All you are doing is name calling at this point. No logic, no well thought our argument, just homophobic name calling. Tom you are no better than anyone you write about.

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  6. TOM'S REAL NAME IS JACOB ARTURO VIGIL AND HE'S A FUCKING FAGGOT WHO SHOULD AN HERO ASAP.

    DIE FAGGOT DIE!

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  7. "down syndromed douche"
    And you're accusing others of being cyberbullies?

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  8. www.soundclick.com is the new site anonymous is using for its attacks on people and websites and also share illegal material. they use a program called truecrypt to encrypt their child porography using millitary grade encryption and other illegal material into "container files" that look like mp3 files but really are containers for child porn and other illegal materials. they then share these files on soundclick.com. if you have truecrypt you can create a "container file" that looks like a real mp3 file.

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  9. This is disgusting.

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  10. You're a creepy pervert, Tom.
    Isn't it about time you gave up? You can't beat Anonymous.

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  11. Hello.

    Your website is for childporn and racism. Your site sponsors cyberbullying and lampoons victims. Even those who have killed themselves.

    I have defeated dozens of Anonymous maggots and now I'm targeting Evers, the owner of your pervert website. I may even get YOU too.


    TOM

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  12. tom sounds like a butthurt little bitch these days

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  13. " tom sounds like a butthurt little bitch these days
    "

    Is that what you say about the gay children you bully to death?"



    Asher

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  14. ^ having a identity conflict tonight tom?

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  15. come on tom all I have to do is view the page in HTML, your poster ID < pid-783340265'> shows its you that posted that.

    you are so fucking stupid tom i mean jacob

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  16. tom jewton the nigger nigger nigger

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  17. Again, anyone with a basic understanding of computers can see this came from the same source as the posts from 'Tom'.

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  18. Maybe Tom was trying to make a valid point about our hypocritical manner of judging his blog as bad while giving Encyclopedia Dramatica a free pass. I mean, ED is a rather evil, vile, perverted site and Joseph Evers has provided cyberbullies with a veritable venue for destroying innocent people, such as the kid Asher.

    Anonymous
    We Are LEgion
    Fear Us!

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  19. tom likes little boys

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  20. We really need to cyber-bully faggot tom until he jumps off a cliff. We hate faggots.

    WE are LEGiON.

    TOM, KILL YOURseLF NIGGER!

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  21. toms a censoring niggerbaby

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  22. the last two posts by anon that say we are legion at the end are actually tom, just view page source in HTML

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  23. I AM SO HOT FOR YOU RIGHT NOW. HOW BIG IS YOUR PENIS? I WANT TO BE YOUR TOILET. HOW ABOUT IT? WILL YOU FEED ME YOUR SHIT? I WILL SWALLOW EVERY CHUNK AND SUCK THE SHIT OFF OF YOUR ASS HAIR.

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  24. I LOVE YOU REVERENDNovember 27, 2010 at 1:58 AM

    WHY WONT YOU LET ME LOVE YOU?? I WILL NEVER FORGET THE FUN TIME WE HAD TOGETHER AT THE GLORY HOLES, SMOKING CRACK AND SUCKING EVERY BLACK DICK THAT WAS PUSHED THROUGH THE HOLES.

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