WHAT DO CYBERBULLIES LOOK LIKE?

ENCYCLOPEDIA DRAMATICA'S ANNUAL "LULZCAST PEDOPHILE CYBERBULLY CONVENTION" PHOTO GALLERY:

If one had to guess, one would probably describe the average cyberbully as a fat, ugly, toad-like creature bent over a dirty keyboard in the corner of a dark basement. That assumption, although an accurate characterization of their inner psychological makeup, couldn't be further from the truth.

One Anonymous cyberbully was kind enough to send me a link to these "highly professional" photos which were shot by a "great photographer." Let's have a look:

1. These two look normal. The only thing unusual about this pair is their age. Most people conceptualize cyberbullies as angsty teenagers, not middle aged swingers:

LULZCAST + ED PARTY

2. Okay this is more like it. Total pedophile. Ever wonder what kind of person buys a blowup doll, but not as a joke?:

LULZCAST + ED PARTY

3. Okay I get it. If you're a mediocre "photographer" (there's no such thing anymore), you can become "professional" simply by canting the camera at ridiculous angles. Anyway, these two guys arrived in the windowless child-snatching van:

4. Pedophiles. The down syndromed douche on the left is fisting the fat one, who is staring at a dog's ass.

5. This ape is coyly displaying the dead bird on it's hat, hoping that females will recognize him for his great hunting skills and reward him with sex:

6. This creepy fellow spent hours in front of a mirror messing his hair up "just right":

7. "Beep beep, Richie! Want a beer? They all float down here....don't you want to go down and float with alllllll the other little boys and girls?" :

There you have it. ALL the people who attended the "LULZCAST CYBERBULLY PEDOPHILE CONVENTION." It doesn't look like very many people because it wasn't. Most people who use EncyclopediaDramatica.com have electronic bracelets which prevent them from venturing more than 10 feet away from their front doors.



TOM NEWTON

CYBERBULLY CONVENTION DERAILED BY ANGRY VICTIMS

People who have been victimized by the cyber-bullies that use "Encyclopedia Dramatica" as their staging site have been vindicated tonight. The so called "ED LULZCAST PARTY" didn't happen as planned and none of the site owner's tee-shirts or coffee mugs were sold.

Why?

Because a group of victims made sure that the venue owners were aware that they were hosting a cult of evil cyberbullies, pedophiles, and radical liberal fascists. Here are some comments by would-be attendees:

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(I guess it should also be pointed out that site owner Joseph Evers' troubles actually began when the Australian Government and Google collaborated in blacklisting Ever's filthy, racist website several months ago. It should be noted that this blog is what brought their attention to the hateful, cyberbully infested website. They particularly took issue to Joseph Evers' use of the phrase "HALF-MONKEY" in a blog posting in which he was particularly critical of First Lady Michelle Obama.)


TOM NEWTON

ENCYCLOPEDIA DRAMATICA NIGHTCLUB EVENT CANCELLED DUE TO JOSEPH EVERS' PEDOPHILIA

Pedophile Joseph Evers was going to appear at an event in Chicago called the "Encyclopedia Lulzcast." Readers of this blog know that Encyclopedia Dramatica is a major hub of Internet Child Pornography, Racism, and Cyber-Bulllying. Apparently, the owners of the nightclub found about who they were scheduled to host. It can only be surmised that they were SHOCKED to discover that the website EncyclopediaDramatica.com does indeed cater to the type of perverted scumbags who seek out kiddie porn; that it IS racist, sexist, and anti-Muslim.

It is likely that they were highly DISTURBED to read some of Joseph Evers' own comments and "jokes" about HIV, Child Porn, and about "Half Monkey Aborginials."

Needless to say, after a few calls from a few concerned citizens, the owners of the Liar's Club dropped ED's pervert convention without giving it a second thought.

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THE EVENT IS NOT LONGER AT THE LIAR'S CLUB!

Prank callers have been harassing the Liar's Club, threatening that if the event is hosted they will go to the press. Liar's club canceled the party because of this."

TOM NEWTON

Concerned Citizen

JOSEPH EVERS UNDER INVESTIGATION FOR "CHILD PORN" WEBSITES

Joseph Evers, CEO of Encyclopedia Dramatica, is the subject of an ongoing investigation into a series of "underground child pornography websites."

Joseph Evers, an avowed racist, makes his living peddling child pornography disguised as "teen modeling." I will not link to any of his websites, but you can go to Encyclopedia Dramatic for yourself and click on any of the ads in the margin, all of which are in some way supportive of pedophiliac teen exploitation "modeling" sites.

Joseph Evers, a baby raping scumbag, should be thrown into prison for his crimes against the innocent. Is it illegal to call for the assassination of child pornographers? If not, I'd like to suggest that someone do the right thing...When is Scott Roeder up for parole?



Tom Newton